How about, “Eureka!” I’ll call it the AsanteTalk. Anyone who has had an Apple computer before the iMac era will know what LocalTalk is. Also called PhoneLine networking, it’s the way things used to work before Ethernet. Those who had serial port printers will also know what I’m talking about. Everything hooked up with little “DIN 8” connectors and resistors to supply a local network with printer access, file sharing, and networking.